I'm Clare. Dr. Who. The Strokes. Music. And cats. Lots of cats.

keatonstrombergs:

the fbi will never catch me

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(Source: loganlerms)

acoolshark:

this sounds like a macklemore lyric

acoolshark:

this sounds like a macklemore lyric

(Source: homosuckgeneral)

pornstarwars:

unfollovving:

pornstarwars:

i got a valentine this year 

What cheat code did u use

blackmail

k1mkardashian:

i actually can’t breathe 

thetomska:

i-wanna-be-a-starship-ranger:

star-driver:

officialbarack:

what the fuck is this

what the fuck is this

what the fuck is this

Comedy.

(Source: senhor-gasmo)

(Source: togifs)

vvankinq:

skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

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a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

(Source: ziz0o0o)

princetabris:

I’m not even a person anymore I’m just stress and sadness

(Source: firetwerks)

huffingtonpost:

'First Gay Hug (A Homophobic Experiment)' parodies ‘First Kiss’ viral video.

charlesoberonn:

Biology tells you you’re 70% water

Chemistry tells you you’re 60% oxygen

Physics tell you you’re 99.99999999% empty space

And I tell you you’re 100% a cutie.

laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

(Source: allantruong)

fandomsdevouredmysoul:

foreverwholocked:

whodunits:

cosbyykidd:

therenaissanceratchet:

obi-quiet:

Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.

or homelessness

two kinds of people.

you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously. 

* three kinds of people.

fandomsdevouredmysoul:

foreverwholocked:

whodunits:

cosbyykidd:

therenaissanceratchet:

obi-quiet:

Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.

or homelessness

two kinds of people.

you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously. 

* three kinds of people.

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